Jim Carrey Speech At The Golden Globe Awards




The Globe award itself he said is 'a bit of metal that some confused old journalist wanted to give you to meet you in person and take a selfie' One of his three said he stuffs up his rear Later on during the show while introducing friends Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer he aged a jibe at Charlie Sheen who recently admitted he was HIV positive as he said: 'Joy and Trainwreck No not the name of Charlie Sheen's two favorite hookers the films of our next two presenters.'They are friends by the way and if you forget they said they'd tweet you It's like they've never had a friend before please welcome Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence.' It was a massive fall from grace for the two-time Oscar winner who seems to now be hoping to restart his career. Is vicious on everyone but nobody gets it worse than Mel Gibson The bleeped out part: “What the fuck does sugar tits even mean?” (A reference to something Gibson allegedly said to a female police officer at a DUI stop in 2006.) but not least Donald Trump took a direct hit:

To conclude I’ll say something about that I hope nobody ever has occasion to say about Trump: Four. Introducing Mel Gibson: 'I'd rather have a drink with him in his hotel room tonight than with Bill Cosby'Introducing Eddie Redmayne: 'Our next presenter is an actress who is both beautiful and talented Born in England she came to American and has taken Hollywood by storm Please welcome the nominated star of The Danish Girl it's a dude Eddie Redmayne.'At the end of the gala: 'Thank you I'm afraid that's it We're out of time From myself and Mel Gibson shalom.'  Pulled no punches as he brought his signature biting style of comedy during his hosting gig at the in Beverly Hills on Sunday night Mustang FranceSon of Saul Hungary Perforce by an Actress in a Supporting Role in any Motion Picture Jane. Jennifer Jason Leigh The Hateful EightHelen Mirren TrumboKate Winslet Steve JobsAlicia Vinkander Ex-Machina Perforce by an Actor in a Supporting Role in any Motion Picture Paul Dano Love & MercyIdris Elba Beasts of No NationMark Rylance Bridge of SpiesMichael Shannon. And now it’s time to preserve the perforce for posterity I scoured the Internet to compile the from the evening and I now present them to you Watch ’ opening monologue above and check out the videos below for more highlights Matt Damon’s expression makes. Original Score Motion Picture CarolThe Danish GirlThe Hateful EightSteve JobsThe Revenant Lady Gaga American Horror StorySarah Haye Flesh and BoneFelicity Huff American CrimesQueen Latifah Bessie Kirsten Dunst Fargo Television Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television American Horror Story Mel Gibson to a police officer during a DUI stop in 2006.'I want to kill him…I want his intestines on a stick… I want to kill his dog.' Mel Gibson on a reporter who criticized The Passion of the Christ.'They take it up the a** [Pointing at his bottom] This is only for taking a s**t.'Mel Gibson when asked what he thinks of gay people. Screenplay Motion Picture Josh SingerCharles RandolfThe Big ShortSteve Jobs Quentin Tarantino The Hateful Eight  See You Again Furious 7Simple Song #3 YouthWriting's On The Wall Spectre Motion Picture - DramaCarolMad Max: Fury RoadThe RevenantRoomSpotlight Maura Tierney The Affair Perforce by an Actor in a Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television Idris Elba LutherOscar Isaac Show Me a HeroDavid Oyelowo NightingaleMark Rylance Wolf HallPatrick Wilson Fargo  Television Series - Drama EmpireGame of ThronesMr RobotNarcosOutlander On his three personal : 'I won three myself … one I keep by the bed to — it doesn’t matter why it’s mine I won it fair and square It’s just the right shape and size it’s nothing… yeah To be clear: That was a joke about me shoving that I’ve won up my a**.'Introducing Matt Damon: 'It's the star of the hilarious comedy The Martian He is also the only person that Ben Affleck hasn't been unfaithful to.' Introducing Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer: 'Joy and Trainwreck No not the name of Charlie Sheen's two favourite hookers the films of our next two presenters. One outrageous gag saw introduce award presenter Matt Damon while poking fun at the Hollywood Foreign Press considering his space drama a comedy and even took a dig at the 45-year-old actor's friend quipped@ 'It's the star of the hilarious comedy The Martian He is also the only person that Ben Affleck hasn't been unfaithful to.'Damon obviously caught off-guard by the comment certainly seemed to have a sense of humour about the joke as he couldn't help but smile and hold back laughter as he introduced. On Caitlyn Jenner: 'What a year she's had She's become a role model for trans people everywhere showing great bravery and destroying stereotypes She didn't do a lot for women drivers You can't have everything can you not at the same time.'On gender pay gap disparity: 'Jennifer Lawrence made the news when she deded equal pay for women in Hollywood She received overwhelming support from people everywhere There were marches on the street with nurses and factory workers saying "How the hell can a 25-year-old live on $52million?!"' Gibson played along with the bit and came out slurring his appearance on Sunday could be the start of Gibson trying to rehabilitate his image after being charged with drunk driving in 2006 and allegedly saying to the arresting officer at the time: 'F***ing Jews the Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world Are you a Jew?'Then in July 2010 Gibson's girlfriend at the time Oksana Grigorieva recorded him in phone conversations in which he allegedly used both racial and homophobic career in the aftermath of these incidents cooled down with the actor taking small roles in films including The Expendables 3 and Machete Kills 'i'll apologize when hell freezes over They can f*** off.'Mel Gibson when asked if he will apologize for offensive comments about gay people.'You look like a f***ing pig in heat and if you get raped by a pack of n*****s it will be your fault.'Gibson to his ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva.'I am going to come and burn the f***ing house down but you will blow. Scroll down. Jon Hamm Mad MenRami Malek Mr RobotWagner Maura NarcosBob Odenkirk Better Call SaulLiev Shreiber Ray Donovan Perforce by an Actress in a Television Series – Musical or Comedy  And he's off! got warmed up on Twitter ahead of the Globe Awards on Sunday The is regarded as the second most prestigious awards ceremony for American film just behind the Academy awards are owed by the 93 members of the HFPA and recognizes excellence in film and television both domestic and into Sunday night Todd Haynes' 1950s roce Carol leads all nominees with five nods including picture (drama) and actress for both of its leads Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara 'of course wo should be paid the same as men for doing the same job And I’d like to say now I’m being paid exactly the same as [what Tina Fey and Amy Poehler] did year No I know there were two of them but it’s not my fault if they want to share the money is it? That’s their stupid fault It’s funny because it’s true.''All-female remakes are the big thing There’s a female remake of Ghostbusters There’s going to be a female remake of Oceans 11 And this is brilliant for the studios because they get guaranteed box office results and they don’t have to spend too much money on. Aziz Ansari Master of NoneGael Garcia Bernal MozartRob Lowe The GrinderPatrick Stewart Blunt TalkJeffrey Tambor Transparent Perforce by an Actor in a Television Series – Musical or Comedy  Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy The Big ShortJoyThe MartianSpyTrainwreck Motion Picture - Animated Anomalisa  As Gibson took to the stage to present an award said: 'What the f*** does sugart**s even mean? GIBSON'S OFFENSIVE OUTBURSTS 'What do you think you're looking at sugart**s?'Mel Gibson to a female police officer during a DUI stop in 2006 'F***ing Jews The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world… Are you. Rachel Bloom Crazy Ex-GirlfriendJamie Lee Curtis Scream QueensJulia Louis Dreyfus VeepGina Rodriguez Jane the VirginLily Tomlin Grace and Frankie Perforce by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series Limited Series or Motion Picture made for Television  Perforce by an Actress in a Motion Picture Musical or Comedy Jennifer Lawrence JoyMelissa McCarthy SpyAmy Schumer TrainwreckMaggie Smith The Lady in the VanLily Tomlin Grandma The pair traded barbs at the star-studded affair in Los Angeles with stirring up tensions by bringing up Gibson's DUI arrest. He is set to star in the film Blood Father next year alongside William H Macy and Elisabeth Röhm and will also be releasing his most recent work as a director the film Hacksaw Ridge That film features a star studded A-list cast that includes Andrew Garfield Sam Worthington Vince Vaughn Rachel Griffiths and Teresa Palmer Gibson was not the only A-lister to be the subject of ' jokes Sylvester Stallone Creed Director Motion Picture Todd Haynes CarolAlejandro G Inarritu The RevenantTom McCarthy SpotlightRidley Scott The MartianGeorge Miller Mad Max:Fury Road This came shortly after his biting opening monologue at the gala as he had the audience in stitches while joking about Caitlyn Jenner's driving to 'snitch' Sean Penn and even a gasp-inducing anecdote about shoving one of his 'up my a***' the British comedian did his to entertain - and insult One of the first people went after was Sean Penn who took a secret meeting with Mexican drug lord Joaquín Guzmán better known as El Chapo before he was captured by authorities attempted quieting the audience applause as he said: 'Shut up you disgusting pill-popping sexual deviant scum I want to do this monologue and go into hiding Not even Sean Penn will stop me Snitch!'  Globe(S)® HOLLYWOOD FOREIGN PRESS ASSOCIATION® CECIL B DEMILLE® AND ® STATUETTE DESIGN MARK ARE THE REGISTERED TRADEMARKS AND SERVICE MARKS AND THE GLOBE® STATUETTE THE COPYRIGHTED PROPERTY OF THE HOLLYWOOD FOREIGN PRESS ASSOCIATION COPYRIGHT © HOLLYWOOD FOREIGN PRESS ASSOCIATION ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

Gibson to his ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva Mel Gibson's selection as a presenter at the awards show was criticized week - but not by who was relishing the chance to get on stage with the actor.'Mel Gibson is presenting an award at The Thank you Jesus,' the funny meeting on stage was a reunion of sorts for Gibson and as the actor 60 presented at the show in 2010 when first hosted introduced Gibson by saying: 'I like a drink as much as the next unless the next in Mel Gibson.' Has been given free reign on stage despite the controversy surrounding his past quips about Scientology Mel Gibson and how making a Holocaust movie guarantees awards glory.'They said I could say what I want again,' the he Ellen DeGeneres during a recent interview is the star and brains behind the popular TV shows The Office Extras and Derek and has won seven Bafta awards five British comedy awards three and. Mel Gibson's selection as a presenter at the awards show was criticized week - but not by who was relishing the chance to get on stage with. Published by Associated Newspapers Ltd Part of the Daily Mail The Mail on Sunday & Metro. Fargo Flesh And BoneStarsWolf Hall Perforce by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series Limited Series or Motion Picture made for Television Alan Cumming The Good WifeDamian Lewis WolfhallTobias Menzies Outlander Nothing to hide! bluntly told red carpet host Ryan Seacrest: 'I’m looking forward to it being over I’m not cut out for this.'The British comedian is taking back hosting duties from the popular duo Tina Fey and Amy Poehler He has hosted it three-times previously in 2010 2011 and 2012 already prepared viewers for his sometimes cruel jokes as he tweeted a cheeky apology days earlier for those who will be offended by his jokes He wrote on Twitter New Year's Day: 'Because I can see the future I'd like to apologise now for the things I said at next week's I was drunk & didn't give. Perforce by an Actress in a Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television Uzo Aduba Orange is the New BlackJoanne Froggatt Downton AbbeyRegina King American CrimeJudith Light Transparent Original Song Motion Picture Love Me Like You Do Fifty Shades Of GreyOne Kind Of Love Love. After being pulled over by a female police officer a decade ago the Braveheart actor reportedly said: 'What do you think you're looking at sugart**ts?'The British comedian could be seen giggling as he wandered back to the side of the stage with Gibson visibly annoyed And as signed off at the end of the show - in reference to Gibson's offensive comments about Jews in the past - he said: 'From myself and Mel Gibson Shalom.'

Good humour: The 45-year-old actor definitely seemed blindsided by the joke but he seemingly found the gag funny as he flashed a big smile as he approached the podium He then took aim at Caitlyn Jenner as he said: 'What a year she's had She's become a role model for trans people everywhere showing great bravery and destroying stereotypes She didn't do a lot for women drivers You can't have everything can you not at the same time.' in his fourth time hosting also spared little time before laying into the Hollywood Foreign Press Association (HFPA) and the awards' network (NBC which he noted had no nominations) as well as delving into the male anatomy of Transparent star Jeffrey mocked the whole enterprise assuring losing actors that 'no one cares about awards as much as. © 2018 Paste Media Group All Rights Reserved 'i’M heavily sedated under doctor’s orders,' he told a skeptical Ryan Seacrest asked Jane Fallon ' partner of some 33 years if the star had actually been drinking she replied: 'Before during after.' agreed adding: 'Just a little.'He then bluntly told Seacrest: 'I’m looking forward to it being over I’m not cut out. Perforce by an Actor in a Motion Picture Musical or Comedy Christian Bale The Big ShortSteve Carell The Big ShortMatt Damon The MartianAl Pacino Danny CollinsMark Ruffalo - Infinitely. Of the hour: The 54-year-old host brought his signature biting style of comedy during his opening monologue NOT HOLDING BACK: 'S HARDEST HITTING JOKES On the audience and Sean Penn: 'Shut up you disgusting pill-popping sexual deviant scum I want to do this monologue and go into hiding Not even Sean Penn will stop me Snitch!' By Ollie Gill and Justin Enriquez For Published: 03:18 BST 11 January | Updated: 12:14 BST 11 January Alicia Vikander The Danish Girl Perforce by an Actor in a Motion Picture Drama Bryan Cranston TrumboLeonardo DiCaprio The RevenantMichael Fassbender Steve JobsEddie Redmayne The Danish GirlWill Smith Concussion The comments below have been moderated in advance   View all The views expressed in the contents above are those of our users and do not necessarily reflect the views of MailOnline We are no longer accepting comments on this article. 'they are friends by the way and if you forget they said they'd tweet you It's like they've never had a friend before please welcome Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence.'Introducing Eva Longoria and America Ferrera: 'Eva Longoria and America Ferrera aren't just beautiful talented actresses they're also two people who your future president Donald Trump can't wait to deport.'Introducing Kevin Hart and Ken Jeong: 'When Brad and Angelina see these next to adorable little presenters they're going to want to adopt them Please welcome Kevin Hart and. Christian Slater Mr Robot Television Series - Musical or Comedy Orange Is The New BlackSilicon ValleyTransparentVeep Casual Mozart In The Jungle Perforce by an Actress in a Television Series – Drama Caitriona Balfe OutlanderViola Davis How to Get Away with MurderTaraji P Henson EmpireEva Green Penny DreadfulRobin Wright House of Cards Perforce by an Actor in a Television Series – Drama  82 View comments ('bundle' function(){ ('top'); }); and Mel Gibson were involved in a bizarre clash live on stage at the pair traded barbs at the star-studded affair in Los Angeles with stirring up tensions by bringing up Gibson's DUI arrest in Gibson took to the stage to present an award said: 'What the f*** does sugart**s. And Mel Gibson were involved in a bizarre clash live on stage at the tonight The Good DinosaurInside Out The Peanuts MovieShawn The Sheep Movie Motion Picture - Foreign Language The Brand New Testament BelgiumThe Club ChileThe Fencer Finland/Gery/ Estonia 'he is also the only person that Ben Affleck hasn't been unfaithful to': Matt Damon couldn't help but laugh after a. On fine form: and his long-term partner Jane Fallon arrive for the on Sunday; the actor joked he was 'already drunk'Just ahead of the event The Office star couldn't help but push the envelope once again as he sent out a rather crude tweet ahead of his hosting gig 'Better get dressed and offend some humourless c**ts I suppose,' he wrote alongside a shot of him looking incredibly disheveled He later posted a selfie that showed him looking sharp in shades and a black the time arrived on the red carpet he was on fine form jokingly pretending to. In the picture category it will compete with Spotlight The Revenant Room and Mad Max: Fury x earned a leading eight nods on the TV side where nominations were scattered across streaming services broadcast and cable Six shows come in tied for the most nominations with three: Fargo Mr Robot Outlander Transparent American Crime and Wolf live updates from the with all the latest red carpet pictures and videos  Perforce by an Actress in a Motion Picture Drama Cate Blanchett CarolBrie Larson RoomRooney Mara CarolSaoirse Ronan Brooklyn